Tease Chick

Tease Chick is a fucking asshole. Whenever you make a mistake she will be there to Ha Cha Cha right in your goddamn face. She can travel through time and space just to celebrate your demise. Never in my life have I been so angry I spontaneously combusted except for when she Ha Cha Cha'd right after my son told me the present I got him for his 11th birthday was "trash" and that I "need to go slob on a knob somewhere else." I was humiliated.

Trivia

 * Killed me and several others throughout her life
 * Smells like lavender
 * Keeps a quarter in each of her boots
 * Stole my car and crashed it. Fucking bullshit.