Slav Chick

I rip in the ass of time and space!

Silly Stuff lmao!!

 * Only wears adidas tracks suits
 * Can sneeze in 16 different languages
 * Is made of mayo
 * Smells like vodka
 * Told me to get a job but is unemployed herself... Okay, I know I said I wouldn't make a big deal out this but like?? Are you serious?? You don't even have a job. All you do is go through my trash for bottle caps, making a mess in my yard. Where do you even get your money from? Fuck off, honestly?
 * Her tears taste like Italian seasoning and I don't know why but I've divorced 6 wives over the subject
 * Throws shoes at me
 * Leave me alone, you demon!!